Tuesday, June 30, 2009

What they Saying??

My Management says that Summer is the slowest time of year sports wise, so that's when the people would like to hear MORE from Thee Daht; Well I'm on it!

Today's game is called "Fill In the Caption!" I got it from a good friend of mine Winston Robinson aka Mr. Wilmo -

This is one of my favorite pictures from The Late Great Michael Jackson - ya'll ain't even KNOW Mike was nice with the ball did you? Or maybe ya'll did.

Check out this picture and let me know what the dialogue is:

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Check Your WHAT?

Caught a picture of LeBron on vacation. (yeah, i'm a little late with this one, been busy) But this clown has the nerve to wear a t-shirt on his vacvation that reads "Check My Stats". For what? What does stats matter when there is no conclusion of a championship.

I thought LeBron was the ultimate TEAM player. Mr. Magic Johnson reincarnated. "Check MY Stats" doesn't seem too team oriented to me. Sounds like the kid that didn't win, but still want his accomplishments acknowledged.

That's not how it works Kid James.

The goal at the begginnning of the season is NOT "who can get the best stats?" The questionis not "can i get MVP?" The question is: "Can we win the Championship?" And until you get OFF your high horse and your dang stats, and focus on winning a 'Ship, you'll NEVER get one.

Shaq or Not.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Reggie Miller is Ridiculous

Reggie Miller hath claimed there is NOTHING wrong with his stomach tattoo. A simple question for my viewers:

I there anything wrong with a MAN having a tattoo around his navel?

Hilarious none the less. Reggie should be ashamed of himself. He might as well have a "Tramp Stamp" on his back!

Monday, June 1, 2009

If LeBron James Could Read This:

Prince James,

Wow. That’s how you do? No handshake, no head nod, no “good luck in the Finals Olympic teammate”, no “represent the East well”? Nothing?! You just put on your headphones and leave the building? WTF?

You don’t think MJ had to face the media when he lost to Detroit in 6 in 89; what about in 7 the next year? Did Kobe speak to the media after losing to the Celtics in 6? You don’t think he was upset? You think he WANTED to be asked how he lost, why he lost, and blah, blah, blah? Had Kobe pulled that stunt he’d STILL be getting crucified.

And for you to use an excuse:

“It’s hard for me to congratulate someone after you just lose to them. I’m a winner. It’s not being a poor sport or anything like that. If somebody beats you up, you’re not going to congratulate them. That doesn’t make sense to me.”

That’s the most ridiculous foolishness I’ve ever heard.

CLEARLY you’re not a winner, but an Eastern Conference Finals loser; in 6. It most definitely IS being a poor sport. If you get beat up, in contest, AS a competitor you show respect when you’ve been beat up all over the basketball court. When boxers get knocked unconscious, they get the smelling salt, wake the hell up, and shake the man’s hand that put them to sleep. You should’ve shaken the hand that put you to sleep, or hugged his massive shoulders.

The reality of the situation is, you were embarrassed Baby Bron. Awww. We’ve all been there. I remember coming back from a school trip in 3rd grade; I pooped my pants and had to blame it on other people the whole way back to school. Pretty embarrassing; guess you kind of pooped your pants too huh? Difference is the whole world saw your stains.

The Magic were just better LeBron. Beat ya’ll 5 straight times in Orlando, and beat snot out of you and your “team” in 6 in the Eastern Conference Finals; to walk off the court without speaking is Bad Form Baby Bron.

We watched you throw chalk in the air before EVERY game, we watched you take faux pictures with your teammates when blowing out Detroit, Atlanta, and all other games en route to 66 wins. We watched the MVP Puppets, we watched you accept your MVP award, we watched you shoot half court shots in practice and games alike. We’ve had to stomach ALL the LeBron they’ve shoved down our throats – pause – now we get to throw it up.

Now go home and watch DISNEYWORLD vs. DISNEYLAND like the rest of the world.

Your brother in Christ,