Monday, May 18, 2009

If JJ Redick Could Read This


Mr. Redick,

Wake your ass up. Get your damn head out the goal, and put a ball in there! You'd be SURPRISED what would happen!

Well you sure should have some good stamina the way Ray-Ray ran your ass ragged. My God JJ; way to NOT represent the ACC - Such a Bloo Devil.

And I know that being a former Dookie, and NEVER playing in a National Championship, you’re not really used to the Big Games; Shooting 3/25+ is unacceptable. Coach K isn’t your daddy anymore, ok? You no longer have a lap to lay your head upon; this is the league sir, we’re all grown.

In the league we leave it up to you to fix your shot, keep shooting.

You started game 7 against the Celtic’s, and took your first shot attempt in the latter part of the second half. You played 25 minutes and scored 5 points, and Ray dropped about 20 on you.

Insert Mickael Pietrus here.

We put Mickael in the game and he shoots 6-7 from the field, and 3-3 from behind the arc; finishing with 17 points and 23 minutes of game time. And limits Ray’s shooting.

All I’m saying JJ is, like MANY dookies before you, you’re replaceable. Act like you want to be part of this, or find yourself a cozy seat on the bench, and fill out Other Team Applications, because we will not need your services at the conclusion of this season.

Your Brother in Christ,

B Daht Obama

2 comments:

  1. "Like MANY dookies before you, you are replaceable" haha.. Classic! Let em know Daht. Still a big fan of the score man! (Tar Heels always #1)

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  2. Tell it, B Daht. I see a growing trend with many of the Duke Basketball Alum. They graduate and they flop, needing Coach K's pacifier to help them along. Remember Bobby Hurley? Reminds me of J.J. Redick. People acted like Hurley walked on water until he got with the big boys, then he choked. Seems like Redick found a home in Orlando, since all he did at Duke was shoot 3's. Too bad he can't even fit in down there. B Daht, you da truth, bruh. See you at Superjam, homey.

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