SCOREDATE – 01092009

SCOREDATE – 01092009

Well hello there. Again, big shouts to all the followers of the blog and all the comments left on previous threads! Please keep em coming.

Yesterday I gave the WRONG email to send questions to… Dumb Daht. The correct addy is theescore@yahoo.com. Hit me up with any questions, concerns or comments!

DAHT’s take on Tim Tebow

I told you so. HE’S SUPERMAN. Matter fact, Superman is the Tim Tebow of Superheroes! He threw for 232 (minus 1) yards and rushed for 111 (minus 2) receiving Most Outstanding Player Accolades. He had John 3:16 under his eyelids for God’s sake. Threw 2 picks and never seemed flustered. Superman went into the locker room and put on his Tim Tebow suit. The energy from Tebow translated not only to the offensive players, but also the defense limiting one of the most prolific offenses in history, averaging more than 50 points a game, to only 14. WOW. 2 National Championships in 3 years, Heisman trophy winner, and seems to win games when he WANTS to, the Junior, Tebow, COULD return for his senior season. Why not? Back to Back National Championships? 2 Heisman trophy’s in 3 years? Named the most heralded College QB to ever play the game? If the knock is he’s STILL not ready to be an NFL QB, then why even risk riding pine next year for some subpar NFL team when you can come back and be King Kong in College? Like Psycho T! Tim’s the man and the world wants a piece! The announcer of last night’s game said that if you get to spend just 5 minutes with Tim, YOU’RE better for it! WOW! Did you know Tim may lose his amateur status because he’s a professional ass kicker? Tim CAN eat just one Lay’s Potato Chip! Don’t tell him what he can’t do! Tim’s house has no doors, only walls he walks through! Tim can get chik-fil-a on Sundays. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck. Sounds like a duck, but Tim says it’s a bear, you’d better believe it’s a bear! The Angels wanted Tim to be god, but he was busy being Tim Tebow. People with amnesia remember Tim Tebow! Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice! When google can’t find something it asks Tim Tebow. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re NOT Tim Tebow! Tim is so fast he can run around the world and ounch himself in the back of the head! I got em for days!!! I love em! And no, I didn’t make them up, but I wanted to share!

DAHT’s take on FLORIDA vs. OKLAHOMA

I found it humorous that the Florida State faithful rooted, by the bushels, for the Sooners. I wish I could’ve seen ALL of ya’lls hating faces when Superman turned it up a notch in the 4th. Conversing through text message with my folk Q, I thoroughly enjoyed the emotional rollercoaster Tebow and the Gators took the Sooners on. Whether it was 2 goal line stops from inches away from paydirt, or running into the kicker, giving the ball back to the Sooners after a 3 and out only to repeat 3 and out, or a seemingly pausing of the game in order for the Gators to douse Urban Meyer with the coveted “GATORade Bath”. I enjoyed the way confidence was sucked from each text Q sent every time The Gators made a play or stop; and I know that feeling was being experienced by every FSU fan. Damn. It’ll be OK. Ha!
I will say, off all the excitement: the touchdowns, the stops, the interceptions, the big runs, the pretty cheerleaders, my FAVORITE shot, had to be the overweight oboe player from OU’s band, holding her instrument, as a single tear streamed down the left side of her face as the right tear struggled to climb that hill of a cheek to accomplish the same feat as she watched the final seconds end their season. Priceless.

Partied hard at the club last night and am a bit fatigued. I WILL be posting my picks for the NFL games later on today; make sure to come back and check that out!
Oh yeah! When the boogeyman goes to sleep overnight, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow! When Tim Tebow does push ups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the world down! Freddy Krueger is scared to sleep because he might meet Tim Tebow in his dreams! Tim doesn’twear a watch, HE decides what time it is! It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes. Seriously.

I know this is a longer blog and uh…sorry about that. It just my thoughts! How you gonna tell someone to tell me to shorten my thoughts? Absurd!

Chuuch