DAHT’s take on PANTHER’s vs. CARDINALS
Although I didn’t want to accept it, I knew it was possible. I’m a believer in Sports Karma. Too many media outlets had the Panthers HEAVILY favored over the Cardinals; to the point where the game needed to not even be played! That’s when I knew there was a problem. Cardinals 33, Panthers 13.
I just have so many questions! Like…
How does Fitzgerald have more catches than Smitty AND Muhsin? Did Chris Harris and Gamble and the boys (who I gave BIG credit to yesterday) not get the memo that #11 is one of the most elite WR’s in the league, and there was a BIG probability that he would need a lot of touches in order for the Cards’ to win? How do you pass 80% of the time in the 1st half when your initial drive was capped with a DeAngelo Williams TD?
Jake. Ol Jake. 2 interceptions and a lost fumble in just the first half? 1 pick shy of the record, Jake? At home? Where you’re 8-0? You threw 5 interceptions. A total of 6 times Jake said to himself, his team, and all the fans:”ya know what, we don’t need the ball. Let’s just give it to the Cardinals.” Sorry 50T, but the Jake bashing will continue!! FOREVER! JAKE SUCKS! Can you imagine how the game would’ve been with Drew Brees under center? Happy Birthday Fake Delhomo! Happy Birthday clown. I hope they blow out the candles on your CAREER! Go back to Europe you bum! PLUCK YOU JAKE!!!
Will Julius return? Will they FINALLY realize that Jake is the plague of this franchise and release his turnover prone a$$? Will Muhsin retire? Is this the end of the road for John Fox and his coaching staff? (especially offensive coordinator Jeff Davidson, he's GOTTA know not to put that much pressure on Jake)
DAHT’s take on EAGLES vs GIANTS
At QB I give the edge to Donovan. I believe his benching and jokes made on his behalf from not knowing there was a tie rule, has lit a fire under him and put THE biggest chip on his shoulder. And, honestly, Eli is just a younger Jake with a better last name. I give the RB edge to the 3 headed monster entitled: Earth Wind and Fire of the Giants. Brandon Jacobs didn’t have many touches last contest so expect him to have a monster game. At WR I give the edge to Philadelphia with, ReSean Jackson and Kevin Curtis. Today, Eli will REALLY understand how it feels to be without Plaxico. Defensive edge I give to the Eagles. They’ve been playing on a high caliber level the past 5 to 6 weeks and I think Bruh Dawkins and that D will be EXTREMELY fired up today.
I pick the Eagles to beat the Giants and have to take another road trip next week to ARIZONA. Let me see ya birdwalk!
DAHT’s take on SAN DIEGO at PITTSBURGH
At QB, edge goes to Phillip Rivers. He’s been playing on a high level and willing his team to win these days. Ben is one hard lick away from another concussion folks. At RB, I give the edge to the Steelers. With LT being improbable for this contest, I just don’t believe Sproles can carry all the weight. At WR, I give it to Hines Ward and Pittsburgh. Hines brings his A game week in and week out, and I don’t think that’ll change in a game of this caliber. Defensive edge goes the Defensive Player of the year, James Harrison, Troy Polamalu and the top defense in the league. I give the win, in a close one, to Pittsburgh.
DAHT’s Dilemma
Ok. My sister Sunshine is engaged to Harvey Hale, PG for the (4) Wake Forest Demon Deacons. Tonight, (4) WF plays MY (3) TARHEELS. I have an opportunity to sit courtside at the game tonight. COURTSIDE. Here’s the dilemma, I HAVE to sit in the Screamin Deacon section. I can’t wear any Tarheel blue, and I can’t root for the Boys, because Sho Pro’s will escort me out of the section. So this is what I’ve decided, WHEN the boys win, I will have a Tarheel shirt on underneath my top shirt and I will scream to the TOP of my lungs!!! In the event of a loss, WF has been instructed they can rush the floor. (We’re not even #1 in the country anymore.) If they do, I’m rushing the floor with them, with both middle fingers raised to the sky, hoping to make Sportscenter. Pray for me!
Chuuch
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